Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
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Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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