I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
This girl is more easily done than said...
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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