She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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