Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Vodka?
Forever.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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