He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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