Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
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My ATM looks so different sober.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
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I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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