operation harelip BJ is a go
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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