video games are the ultimate cock blocker
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
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juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
It's blow job season.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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