I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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