just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
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We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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