Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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