i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
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Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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