Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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