there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
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Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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