when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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