i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
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I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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