these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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