im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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