thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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