my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
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Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
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Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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