Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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