his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
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The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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