this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Randomize
