is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
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You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize