dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
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When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize