She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
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My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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