She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
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I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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