Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
there was a trapeze. enough said
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Randomize
