Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
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i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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