So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
that is very illegal...i love you.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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