The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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