The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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