Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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