There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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