i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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