We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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