i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
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Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
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