You really coming over, don't trick.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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