Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
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You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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