I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
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There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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