Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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