Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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