She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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