i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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