whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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