peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
