I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
