.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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