i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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