Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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