its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
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If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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