So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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