My sheets look like a crime scene.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
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holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
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Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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