I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
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Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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