Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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